Miranda Kerr covers the June issue of Marie Claire Australia in what I’m assuming is a completely new photoshoot. Whenever Miranda covers an Aussie publication, I always assume she took the time to pose for something new, out of patriotic pride or whatever. Can we discuss this image? Because there’s a lot to say and there are literally no excerpts I can find from the interview.
First off, did they just Photoshop her head onto someone else body? No, right? But the Photoshoppers did go WAY overboard with the work on her chest, bust and neck. And I don’t really understand why – if you’re putting a (former!) Victoria’s Secret model in what amounts to a dress made out of striped hosiery, why play the modesty game with her cleavage? Why make it seem like we’re seeing her neck through a soft Golden Girls-filter? Eh. As for the hint of Kerr Crotch that we can see in the dress… I guess Goop isn’t the only one trimming her bush to wear certain dresses. Yikes.
There’s a surprising dearth of Miranda stories right now, and I don’t know why. Surely someone is following up on that suspicious story about Miranda and Gerard Butler? You know what? If Gerry and Miranda got it on… I would be into it. I mean, I feel bad for Orlando and everything, but Gerard and Miranda would definitely be interesting.
If you look at Miranda’s Instagram, you can see that she was posting some photos of Flynn for Mother’s Day, and then on Monday she was showing off some shots from an upcoming shoot with V Magazine. She posted the butt shot (below) with the message: “Another shot from @vmagazine shot by @inezvinoodh Loved having a fringe for a day! ❤Miranda xxx”.
Photos courtesy of Marie Claire Aus & Miranda’s Instagram.
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